Sometimes tabloid news are just so funny ….

Read this one from a tabloid:

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Report: Angelina Jolie to Dump Brad Pitt After Baby is Born

In news that may not be as shocking as once claimed - Angelina Jolie has decided to dump Brad Pitt after the baby is born a published report claims.

Can The Couple Survive?

The reason - she just can’t stand his jealousy anymore.

Patricia Shipp along with Mike Walker gives the blockbuster details. Guess who is in the middle - Colin Farrell.

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Here’s the report according to the Enquirer. There has been another blow up with the couple - this time it reportedly happened when Brad found out that Jolie had been secretly corresponding with actor Colin Farrell.

“It’s basically over between Brad and Angelina,” says a friend of the couple. They can’t agree on anything - even where to have the baby.”

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Once Brad confronted Angie over her e-mails with Colin - she told him that if he couldn’t trust her - perhaps they shouldn’t be together, the report details.

Brad eventually backed off - but the damage was done.

There reportedly was never even a meeting with Angie and Colin, according to the story in the weekly magazine - but still the seeds of doubt appear to be planted in Brad.

And worse - the story claims Jolie is concerned that Brad is too jealous.

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Can they survive his reported jealousy? Time will tell.

Colin and ex-Nicole reaches amicable settlement

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Colin Farrell can breathe easy - his private parts will remain out of public view.

Farrell and ex-girlfriend Nicole Narain reached an amicable settlement in their legal battle over a sex tape they filmed three years ago, her lawyer said Tuesday.

“We worked out our differences and settled. The terms are confidential, and both parties are happy,” said Narain’s lawyer, Leodis Matthews.

Last month, Superior Court Judge Elihu Berle denied Narain’s motion to dismiss the 29-year-old actor’s lawsuit to prevent distribution of the tape.

Narain, a 2002 Playboy Playmate, had challenged Farrell’s claim that they agreed to keep the 14-minute videotape private.

Instead, she alleged that she had the right to reproduce, market and distribute the tape under federal copyright law.

The former couple and their lawyers met Easter Sunday “of all days” to work out the agreement, Matthews said.

Calls made Tuesday to the office of Farrell’s lawyer, Paul Berra, were not returned.

Farrell, star of Alexander and The New World, sued Narain and several others in July to halt distribution of the sex tape, citing damage to his career.

An injunction to temporarily block public release of the tape has since been in effect.

New World Smells Good in Japan

Japanese filmgoers will be experiencing the latest smell-o-vision technology as they watch Colin Farrell’s latest film, The New World. Machines tucked away under seats in the back rows of cinemas across the Japan will waft seven different fragrances throughout movie theater screening rooms in an effort to enhance the all-around experience, the BBC reported. For example, during love scenes, the fragrance will be floral in nature while sad scenes will be accompanied by the smells of rosemary and peppermint. Theater owners will be able to program the smell-emitting machines for other films as well.